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Thread: Old Farmers Joke

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    This was told to me by an old farmer at our highschool spaghetti supper last night:


    Seems these two old farmers Bill and Fred were brothers and had been farming for years. One morning Bill walks out to the barn and sees Fred doing a striptease in front of the old John Deere hooked up to the plow.

    "What in tarnation are you doin?" he yells.

    "Well" says Fred, "Me and the Missus been a fussin so we went to one of them new-fangled marriage counselors."

    "And?" asks Bill.

    "Yeah", says Fred,"He told me what to do, but I can't for the life of me see how its gonna work."

    "What did he tell you?" asks Bill.

    Fred replies"He told me to act sexy to a tractor."

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    ROTF

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    Good one!

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    Funny!

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    That was cute!!! (But I have to admit it took me reading it a couple times to get it. :oops: :mrgreen: ) My brain is slow without coffee.

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    lol!

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