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Thread: "To a Quilting Maven"

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    Senior Member LLWinston44's Avatar
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    "To a Quilting Maven"

    Found this today and thought it was appropriate to repost!

    It's a parody written by Julie Scribner from Edgar Allen Poe's "The Raven" Here you go..



    To A Quilt Maven

    Once upon a midnight dreary, while you quilted, weak and weary,
    Over many a gift you hoped to give to those that you adore,
    While you nodded, dropping stitches, cursing at your mitered glitches,
    Small and even, in the ditches, growing sleepy, more and more.
    "One more side to bind," you muttered, spilling straight pins on the floor;
    "Only this, and nothing more"


    Ah, distinctly, you remember, all the stress of each December
    As you strive to finally render every handmade gift before
    Deadlines threaten the objective, of your self-made gift directive
    While withholding harsh invective for the burden that you bore,
    Just a dozen quilted pillows, and a bag for Aunt Lenore"
    One week left, and nothing more.


    Oh, brave quilter, keep on sewing! Your obsession may be growing.
    And your family, tantrums throwing, since your housework is no more.
    Though the quilting bug has clawed you, for your efforts we applaud you
    And we wish to thank and laud you, and those quilters gone before
    For your wonderful creations, future heirlooms, bed decor:
    Priceless now, forever more.


    Though your tired hands are twitching, still your stitching, STILL YOU'RE STITCHING
    While the yuletide parties loom and other duties you ignore;
    Yet the burning question lingers, pulsing through your care-worn fingers,
    Pushing past the carol singers, knocking on your psyche's door:
    Should you quit the quilting habit? Lose the stress that you abhor?
    Quoth the Maven, "Nevermore!"
    Kim

    Wife to the love of my life. Mom to a Marine, a college student, an 12 year old 'surprise blessing', two Bichon Maltese brothers, and 3 kitties.

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    That is great thanks.

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    Wonderful - I love parodies of all kinds. Thanks for sharing.

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    Clever!

    I used to be like that. No more!!

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    thank you for sharing
    Nancy in western NY

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    :-) :-) :-)
    Kim

    Wife to the love of my life. Mom to a Marine, a college student, an 12 year old 'surprise blessing', two Bichon Maltese brothers, and 3 kitties.

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    freakin hilarious the raven is my absolute favorite poem, I just adored reading this

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