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mzzzquilts 03-27-2012 05:19 PM

Elephant Stew - Good for a crowd!
 
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1 Elephant, Medium Size
2 Rabbits (optional)
Paprika ???
Lots of brown gravy
Salt & Pepper to taste

Cut elephant into small pieces, allowing two months to do so.
Reserve the trunk to store the pieces in.
Add brown gravy to cover.
Cook over charcoal for about 4 weeks at 465 degrees.
Should serve about 3800 people.
If more are expected, two rabbits may be added.
Do this only if necessary, as most people do not like to find hare in their stew.

alikat110 03-27-2012 08:30 PM

Hehehehe....gonna make this for my church's Wed TTT (terrific time together)!!!!! We usually get a good crowd in there!

lynnegreen 03-27-2012 08:46 PM

That is an absolute hoot....whoops, sorry, didn't see mention of owls in the the recipe!

Annaquilts 03-27-2012 08:54 PM

Ooohhh I just priced out a large ham for easter and was hoping to find a cheaper alternative here. Some how I think excotic animals are more expensive then large hams at $25.

mmb195152 03-28-2012 06:32 AM

Funny!!!!!!!!!

Caswews 03-28-2012 06:38 AM

hehehe .. I just sent that one to the darling daughters who are always asking me for recipes! hehehhee ...

ShowMama 03-28-2012 06:52 AM


Originally Posted by Caswews (Post 5096647)
hehehe .. I just sent that one to the darling daughters who are always asking me for recipes! hehehhee ...

Me too! Even the daughter who doesn't like to cook much will think this recipe is a good one.

Snooks 03-29-2012 05:39 AM


Originally Posted by mzzzquilts (Post 5095557)
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1 Elephant, Medium Size
2 Rabbits (optional)
Paprika ???
Lots of brown gravy
Salt & Pepper to taste

Cut elephant into small pieces, allowing two months to do so.
Reserve the trunk to store the pieces in.
Add brown gravy to cover.
Cook over charcoal for about 4 weeks at 465 degrees.
Should serve about 3800 people.
If more are expected, two rabbits may be added.
Do this only if necessary, as most people do not like to find hare in their stew.

This needs to be a POSTER in my kitchen! Thank you for the funny.

craftymatt2 03-29-2012 07:08 PM

That is so cute, thank you for the laugh

luvTooQuilt 03-29-2012 07:19 PM

Love it.. :thumbup:


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