Ditter,
Thanks for the hilarious mental images. My dogs and DD thought I'd lost my marbles since I was laughing so hard.
I'm a plus size lap swimmer, I wear the Sporti ultraback swim suits. I can stand trying to swim laps with a skirted suit.
This is the suit I have, bought the blue and the purple. This suit fits well and the straps don't fall down.
http://www.swimoutlet.com/product_p/...htm?color=9325
Sharon