May the feed dogs of Hades gnaw _______'s lining.
Let Arachne snarl the threads of _______'s stitching until the machine freezes.
May your fanny find all the pins that are lost.
Let packrats carry off thy thimbles.
May mother mice nest within her batts.
Every mark shall be INDELIBLE.
May all your stash be calico and your taste modern.
AND may all the DRYER SHEETS within STIFFEN.