JOKE: A Very Short Story

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03-02-2011, 10:13 AM

butterflywing

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Man driving down road.
Woman driving up same road.
They pass each other.
Woman yells out window, PIG!
Man yells out window, BITCH!
Man rounds next curve.
Man crashes into a HUGE PIG in middle of road and dies.

Thought For the Day:

If men would just listen

03-02-2011, 10:16 AM

quiltlonger

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They never learn!!! In one ear out the other:)

03-02-2011, 10:22 AM

C.Cal Quilt Girl

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ROFLOL thats bad... funny but bad :)

03-02-2011, 10:35 AM

bstock

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So true!!

03-02-2011, 10:58 AM

QBeth

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Reminds me of a time when some guy in a fancy convertible (summer time) tried to cut in front of me when the road went from two lanes to one. He came out of nowhere, was speeding. I wasn't necessarily trying to block him, he did get around me, but hollered "BITCH" as he went by. Not to be outdone, I hollered back "YES! And I enjoy it!" At least he had the decency (?) to laugh.