I am sorry you had a tough time. But your story cracked me up! I am from the north. I have been living in KY for 5 years. I can so believe that the first town would not help you. They are very laid back here. LOL. And the only car available a Ford F-150....... Thats all they have here in KY. Everyone drives one. LOL LOL LOL.. And yes, things open late on Sunday. They even close early on Saturday. But if sounds like you make great use of your time.