Sorry you didn't have a good experience here in Ky. It is a beautiful state and does have friendly people. Please come back sometime in the future.
We bought a new car several years ago to take our children to Florida(one and only trip) and broke down in Athens Tenn. The car only had 1,000+ miles. they(car dealer) dropped us off at a less than wonderful motel and drove off. They wouldn't even give us a care to drive(out of state). We had to have family come and get us.
Your story gave me a real laugh. Maybe you should share this with a quilting magazine and reap some rewards.