My Machines names are:
Janome 6500p is "Naome"
Janome 1600p is "Purtty"
Gracie frame is the "Beast"
Singer Futura SE1000 is "Fufu"
Kenmore 385**** is "Kenaome" (LOL cuz it's built by Janome)
Bernina serger doesn't have a name yet!
And the car:
Dodge Caliber, "Cali"
And (HAHA) the evil white box in the kitchen is the stove!