LOL - I call my husband MOTH, it means Man Of the House - it is an ironic title, as on our first night as man and wife, he was running around the bedroom screaming like a scalded cat and pointing to the corner above our bed. It was a huntsman spider, and I, in my wedding night finery, had to remove the spider and take it down the road. While he cowered in a corner, and screeched at me to get rid of it. And he insisted I squash it and have a shower afterwards. Not quite the wedding night I had planned, but it still brings a smile to my face everytime I think of it.