Our quilt guild had a quilt show in Chesterfield, Indiana and had a basket full of free goodies. I picked up a small zip bag with M and M candies all different colors of this candy and had this cute saying on the back on the quilt show business card.
"Quilters Transquillizers"
Yellow: Soothes nerves when you need to buy fabric and the quilt shop is closed.
Blue: Relaxes tense muscles when your fabric stash looks low
Brown: relieves panic attacks when you can't find a place to hide more fabric.
Orange: minimize depression if you spent the fabric allowance before the sale started.
Green: lessens guilty feelings of using grocery money when Orange didn't work
Red: reduces frustration when you can't find the perfect fabric
Warning: Using more than one color at a time is known to cause late night sewing and excessive fabric handling.