This is what my very funny daughter did when a neighbor was bragging about how they were decorating their nursery with only the nicest (word rich people use to make sure you know they have good taste) things from a trendy baby boutique. DD said "Oh, your buying there? I prefered to go with only originals from the nicest designers." Of course DD meant grandma is making my babies quilts. So, now she refers to all of my quilts as a Gail Original.