lol.... I saw the abbreviation for Pottery Barn as PB and thought of Peanut Butter ...
When my dd#1 was born, one of the ladies in the church made her a quilt and today is her 30th birthday... she still has that quilt... the embroidered animal block are quite thread-bear... The quilt I made for her (my very very 1st) was stolen when she was 5. When my dgd was born, a lady in our neighborhood gave her a 'Utility" quilt... heavy twill (ugly grey) that she had hand painted a bunny scene on it... she told us that it was to be used outside and we didn't have to worry about getting it soiled... she has passed on now... she was in her late 80's when she made that quilt.
Make this baby a quilt and keep it at your house. You don't even have to tell snooty mommy about it.