Originally Posted by raptureready

Don't kill him, that's too humane. Let him suffer along with the rest of the husbands out there.

Nope, my vote is to make him suffer--take his underwear, lay them flat and sew a seam about an 1 1/2-2" up from the bottom of the crotch. Or do what I friend of mine did, wash them with along with a load of fiberglass curtains.