I was out walking with my Grandson. He picked up
something off of the ground and started to put it in
his mouth. I took the item away from him and I
asked him not to do that. "Why" my Grandson asked.
"Because it's been on the ground; you don't
know where it's been, it's dirty, and probably has
germs," I replied.
At this point, my Grandson looked at me with total
admiration and asked,
"Grandma, how do you know all this
stuff?? You are so smart."
I was thinking quickly and said to him.
"All Grandmas know stuff. It's on
the Grandma Test. You have to know it,
or they don't let you be a Grandma."
We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but he
was evidently pondering this new information.
"Oh....I get it! he beamed, So if you don't
pass the test you have to be the
Grandpa". 'Exactly,' I replied with a big
smile on my face.
When you're finished laughing, send this to another
Grandma!!