Originally Posted by MadQuilter
I feel so much better because I am not alone. BArb - I am looking in the mirror and wonder when I turned into my mother! Aaaaaaaaaahhhhh.
Suppose a trip to Kohl's is in order but I REFUSE to face the changing room mirror. I REFUSE! Those darn things are really slightly disguised fun-house mirrors. NO WAY can I be as lumpy, bumpy, and droopy as they make me out to look - NOPE! Not possible - lol
I personally believe the gypsy cousins have jimmied all the mirrors in my house...especially the full length mirror in my bathroom!
No way that's my body...looks kind of like my head, but the hair has been changed too. Somebody's idea of a trick...not funny!
Those are not my hips and thighs, and if I could see it...I would say that's not my butt either!
What cruel little meeces i am related to!
That's it...they are not allowed in my bathroom any more.
Next time they drop by...they can go behind the big tree out back!
Forget a swimsuit...I'm off to buy a new mirror! :hunf: