LOL. I can sympathize with you on that. For my trip to Utah I've been told to bring a suit. Oh sure...I have to find one first. Weight has always been a problem for me so finding a size 24-26 size swimsuit that might look decent will be a challenge. I'm afraid that I'll have to look at Walmart or perhaps Womans World (internet).
I've been told to check out the short/tankini combination so might do that.