Maxine on....
"Driver Safety" - "I can't use the cell phone in the car. I have to keep my hands free for making gestures."
"Lawn Care" - "The key to a nice-looking lawn is a good mower. I recommend one who is muscular and shirtless."
"the Perfect Man" - "All I'm looking for is a guy who'll do what I want, when I want, for as long as I want, and then go away. Or wait nearby, like a Dust Buster, charged up and ready when needed."
"the Technology Revolution" - "My idea of rebooting is kicking somebody in the butt twice."
"Aging" - "Take every birthday with a grain of salt. This works much better if the salt accompanies a large margarita."