That is too funny, but I know how you feel.
Yesterday, I went to the Senior Center to check on some attachments for a fellow board member.
Everyone who saw me just ignored me like I belonged. Finally went up to the desk and asked where the sewing room was. She asked if I came here often, and I told her no, I wasn't 60 yet. She then asked if I was 55 or older, and I said yes, I'm 56. She told me that the beginning age was 55 and I could come anytime and gave me a list of classes.
I am officially a "Senior Citizen" according to them. I feel at times I just got married, but then again, that will be 38 years this August.
Time does fly!!!