Two little boys . . .
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> > Two little boys are in a hospital, lying on beds next to each other
> > outside the operating room.
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> > The first kid leans over and asks, 'What are you in here for?'
> >
> > The second kid says, 'I'm in here to get my tonsils out and I'm a little
> > nervous.'
> >
> > The first kid says, 'You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done
> > when I was four. They put you to sleep,
> > and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice-cream. It's a
> > breeze.'
> >
> > The second kid then asks, 'What are you here for?'
> >
> > The first kid says, 'A circumcision.'
> >
> > And the second kid says, 'Whoa, Good luck, buddy - I had that done when I
> > was born...Couldn't walk for a year!'
> >