I'll be 64 in September. My DD had the audacity to make some comment about 'You're getting on up there Mom' a couple months ago...I stuck my tongue out at her...of all the nerve!
Somebody at the store was complaining about getting old the other day and I told 'em "You don't start getting old till you're over 80".
Of course I know some people who haven't hit 50 yet that are 'old'...