OK, OK, you'd think after 26 years of marraige I'd learn a skill but my husband still cooks out of self-defense. I made him blueberry bran muffins (hey, the recipe was found on a cereal box, how hard can it be right?). I might have been doing everything right but I somehow skipped the part where I was supposed to add the baking powder. They were like rocks (or Grape nuts on steroids). You know you are in trouble when something won't crumble even when you throw it against a brick wall.
In my defense, I reread the recipe and realized the ingredients weren't listed in the correct order. I rewrote it and actually made it work last time. I'm actually going to try to kill him again and make some more today.