In North Carolina we do have our own teeth, although I do have a neighbor who had bad teeth and pulled out the bad ones himself with pliers...no joke, very gross! Other than that, we do keep our mouths healthy. We don't all hang rebel flags. We are very big college basketball fans (GO DUKE!!!) Although I am a big fan of Paula Deen, we do not put a stick of butter in all of our southern dishes. We have great colleges. And last but not least, we have southern hospitality!