Hahahahaha If you've ever heard of Jeff Dunham, you'll know what this is already, but if you never have you must watch it!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-MmzCQSuFw
if you start watching at 1:15 you will crack up!
I live in Mesa, and work outside (lifeguarding) and i LOVE it! The heat is wonderful :) I must agree that today it was a bit warmer than I would have liked only because the humidity is terrible!