Well, at least you know she recognized a nice quilt when she saw it. Maybe she's the Lone Quilt Crusader--off on a mission to save and protect the quilts of the world from their makers. Yeah, that's it.
Then again, maybe she's just an overbearing, rude, hateful, obnoxious control freak that thinks everyone has to bend to her way of thinking. At least you ended up laughing about it. Your day was much better than hers obviously.