one of my favorites (over heard when 2 sisters were fighting and one of them actally SPIT at the other one...her response? VERY BECOMING OF YOU BONNIE! and she turned and walked away...had it been me, and my sister, i would have knocked her teeth down her throat! i'm not always so diplomatic ;)
Originally Posted by bob1414
When people are unnecessarily rude to me for no reason at all (in other words, I don't have it coming!), about the only comeback I can think of are:
1 - I bet your mother is so proud of you and the way you behave
2 - I just saw you on the Jerry Springer show!!
So sorry she went off on you - not cool at all....