ckcowl, I am so impressed by your grace in letting this woman make a fool of herself. You are to be commended for making the right choice of words in response to her actions. And, yes, even dear hubby in holding what might have been a real 911 call had be put an arm up to block her aggressive behavior. And then there is your creative writing....hilarious and keeping me in stitches. (no pun intended) lol Your post has given many of us quilters a good laugh. Look at this 12--12 pages all ready!