They sound hilarious. I took a workshop recently with Carol Doak and she spent the night with us at Threads and Beds(the retreat center at Threads of Time in Danville, Il.) She, too, was hilarious. She told us about being in England giving seminars and she asked each person whether or not they'd ever paper pieced before. If someone said they hadn't she said, "Oh, you're a virgin." Once class got started one of the women said that she thought that if they had done something smaller it would have been easier. Carol responded by blurting out, "No, when you're a virgin bigger is better." Then she promptly turned beet red as they all laughed at her. She said that when she got to the next stop on her tour her blooper had preceeded her and just as she got started everyone said, "We know, we already heard, when you're a virgin bigger is better."