I bought mine from Bill at Threads of Time in Danville, Illinois.
Glad I could make you laugh, you deserve and need a good one now and then. Luckily I was on the phone with him and he couldn't see how red I got. The minute I said it I tried to suck the words back in---didn't work. Long pause on the other end. I couldn't hang up, I'd already told him who I was. Instead I just said, "Oooops, that didn't come out quite right. I meant wedgie rulers." He was nice enough to say, "I kind of figured that."