" When we were done, I handed her one of my "special" cards, & she just cracked up. It's a business-card size, bright orange & says:
"Last Chance
Get Out of H*ll Free
This Card May be Kept Until Needed or Sold"
and has a picture of Mr. Moneybags jumping over a firey hole in the ground. :D
That is too cute. I bet that was the best laugh she has had in a long time.