Haha... I am not laughing at you but at the situation. I have a UFO... that I have quilted and ripped out TWICE! The first time, I got a nasty bunch in the center and the second time, I didn't like the design that the quilting made on the back of the quilt. It looked like a swastika.
I only machine quilt as I am a instant gratification kinda of person so it's not like it took me all that long to quilt it in the first place. BUT that darn UFO is still floating around my to-do pile (3 years later).