...When you read on this site that someone sewed through her finger, your first thought is,"That's awful! Another broken needle!"
...You prepare to paint your chicken house by looking at quilt block patterns. (Why not paint a barn quilt?)
...When your automatic response to every summons from your family (whether you're in front of your machine or not) is, "Just let me finish this one seam."
...When you observe that the quilting in the toilet paper could have been done better.