OMG ya'lls cat stories are too funny! I've never had any of my cats do any of that stuff, and I've had cats for 20 + years! :lol:
I think I'm going to be kept busy training these kitties to stay off the counders, table, TV and off my sewing tables. That is definately not allowed in my house, never has been, so I'm not changing the rules. :lol: They will just have to learn the rules.