Half of a large intestine = 1 semicolon
2,000 lbs of Chinese soup = Won ton
Basic unit of laryngitis = 1 hoarsepower
2 million bicycles = 2 megacycles
1 millionth of a fish - 1 microfiche
Shortest distance between two jokes = a straight line
4 nickels = 2 paradigms
Found this in my DH's "Farm Show" magazine.