LOL. all I can say is, you made me smile and chuckle at the idea of his shirt making a wonderful OBW! I am sure it would!! Just I can see the poor man and his wondering if he had spilt something on the front of his shirt by your taking such notice of it! And Yes it is something we all might think of when seeing a summer dress or a shirt of many colors or prints! I now find I look at the thrift stores at the blouses and skirts or any clothing and think of what could be quilted from it!! So you are not alone.