Actually, not many snack foods are safe around me, and JACRN just named all my favorite things, if the licorice was red. I can easily bypass black licorice. I'm also not much of a chip eater. Neither is DH, so we almost never have them in the house. You also could not pay me enough to eat a Peep - those aren't even a food product!
I'm definitely a sweet eater, and ice cream and chocolate rank at the top of the wish list. :-)