I want to rig up some kind of electric shock to my car when I have to go into St. Louis County but hubby won't let me. Not enough to really hurt anyone but enough to make them go away! I would be happy to put a sticker on the car announcing my anti-theft device but hubby is sure an illiterate or blind crack-head with an ambulance chasing lawyer would be the one that gets shocked & we'd be in trouble for not making the sign audible and/or in Braille.