Patrice, you're a riot!
This reminds me of an old Julia Child show (maybe from the '60s) where she accidentally knocked some food off the cutting table. She did NOT stop to pick it up -- she was filming, after all. Instead, she said in passing, "My self cleaning floor will take care of that." Lots of viewers wrote in to ask where they could buy a "self cleaning floor." I can just imagine Julia's voice now doing that show.