This is so funny!!!!!!!!!! As I was reading this I was picturing in my head me, rolling around trying to get dressed. I actually felt out of breath when I was done reading. Try it ladies. You will find yourself laughing to hard when you are finsihed you will be out of breath. This happened to me after I had my first pregnancy. I have printed this to hang on the wall above my sewing machine. Thank you so much for taking the time to post this. This was priceless. Pam