OHH Danni, these were so funny. I have some great memories of the elders in my past. My grandpa use to say, when he thought someone was slight upstairs; "They don't know !#@&$#^ from applebutter. I would always want to stir the pots when mother was canning or cooking for company and I would have to stand on a chair beside our old "Home Comfort" stove. He walk through and say, "That girl is begging for a blister."