Not too far from where I live are:
The Broomcorn Festival
The Cheese Festival
The Covered Bridge Festival
The Sweet Corn Festival
The Apple/Pork ....
At the Broomcorn Festival the semi-world famous(okay so it's just in this little corner of the world) Lawn Rangers always perform with their lawn mowers, brooms and weird outfits.
Scotch Picnic in Hemlock?????? that sounds drunkenly poisonous. LOL