Thanks for all the great replies. You made me laugh A LOT!
Until I retired, I never sewed a stitch. I asked my mother to do all my repairs, so now I guess I feel guilty when the next generation asks the same thing of me.
I think my mom was happy to do it. Or at least I always thought so. But now I'm not so sure.
I love the Picasso line. I'll keep that in mind.