HaHa - I agree with all of them except for "A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase". My DH went on an over-niter last week and took 5 shirts and 3 pairs of pants!! We're going on a 10 day visit to my folks next week. I shudder to think how long it will take me to fold all the shirts he "thinks" he will need for that trip. It's a good thing we're driving as I don't think we could afford the extra suitcases we'd need for his clothes if we were flying! (I think he's a closet fashion-maven!).