I remember one time I went to a Wal-Mart in a different town and got some fabric (I can't remember what it was though), but there was no one manning the fabric department (seems to be the case after a certain time at Wal-Mart). So they brought in a guy who had never cut fabric before, let alone do anything related to arts and crafts (I think he worked in the electronics department). He did crack a joke or two about it, particularly that I was making him cut a fraction of a yard on his first try. I think he was nervous, but lucky for him I was understanding about it. I just wouldn't have asked him for sewing advice. lol.
I agree with Loretta. This board is a great source for info. Plus, the girls (and guys) can help you from loosing all of your sanity if your project is driving you crazy.