LOL - now that's a waker-upper!! Had a wild life episode myself years ago. Came into work early one day. Now mind you - I worked for years in a 3 story government building. Not an easy place to get into. I had a cubicle on the 2nd floor. Let myself in and after getting settled in at my desk, something swooped by and startled the daylights out of me. One of the guys heard me scream....and then spent the next 20 minutes cornering the culprit in the boss's office...not a bird, but a BAT. I still get the heeby jeebies thinking about it....