Don't put bengay next to the hemmeroid cream tube. A guy was was trying not to turn lights on so he wouldn't wake his wife up after coming home so late from the club. Instead we all heard a big yell go off and he only woke up the whole street. It was in base housing way in the country with only 14 houses ( 7 on each side of the street). Needless to say the wife found out. LOL sometime be sneaky just doesn't pay ( by the way though he didn't have a hemmeroid problem after that )