Originally Posted by Ditter43

I was in my back yard trying to fly a kite.




I threw the kite up in the air, the wind would catch it for a few seconds, then it would come crashing back down to earth.

I tried this a few more times with no success.
All the while, Karen is watching from the kitchen window,
Muttering to herself how men need to be told how to do everything. I am always laugh
I like you,ing. Thanks again.
She opens the window and yelled to me,

'You need a piece of tail.'

I turned with a confused look on my face and said,

'Make up your mind. Last night, you told me to go fly a kite.'