A 72 year old man was fishing and heard "Pick me up". He looked around and around and then heard it again "PIck me up". Then he looked in the water and saw a frog on a log. "Pick me up and I will turn into a beautiful woman and make you the happiest man in the world>"
The 72 year old man picked up the frog and put it in his pocket.
"wait, you are supposed to kiss me and make me a beautiful woman"
The old man said "At my age, I'd rather have the talking frog". ROFL