So .... would "that looks like (expletive)" also apply to his meals? LOL. Tell him a husband -- me -- said to go buy a set of golf clubs and practice. Guaranteed you will not see him for hours and hours, and days and days!
Tell him to buy a boat and go fishing -- another daylong activity you will certainly enjoy.
Tell him to join a bowling league -- gone a lot of evenings and on Saturdays during the day.
Hand him one of the longest "honey-do" known to mankind and tell him you expect all of it to be done before Sunday -- I hate those lists LOL!
If these suggestions don't work, toss him the latest Dick's Sporting Goods flyer and tell him to pick a sport/hobby FAST!
Finally, tell him to stop interfering with the one great thing you do that makes you want to be around him -- quilting.
Not bad for a guy who will do anything for his wife. She is my angel, and an angel to hundreds and hundreds of prematurely born babies she has cared for these past 28 years (NICU nurse she is.)