That was so fun to read.
I was going to garage sales last Friday and went to one where a little boy said to me, "Guess what?" "What?" I asked. He said, "Today is my birthday! I'm three years old!" I said, "Oh I hope you have a happy birthday. Yesterday was my birthday, since I'm a day older than you does that make me 4?" He looked me up and down a couple of times and said, "No, you're older than that, you have to be 5." Being newly 57 that was a real laugh for me.